bulaongster:

My love life. And pb&j. I believe my love life is similar to pb&j. I made this nice sandwich one day and it looked really good but it had too much jelly. So I licked it out the side. Next thing I knew I was going down on this sandwich so hard that it was practically licked clean. The incident reoccurred except with my girlfriend. The only difference was that the sandwich didn’t pull my hair and scream my name. But they both did make my face sticky and messy.

I love you.